This song has digital sparkles and I don’t know what else you want me to give you on 4/20. Besides reduced reading– stopping here.
You know what day it is
April 20, 2018
Kanye Writes Book on Twitter
Assuming you’re high already, here’s something that you might find more meaningful while stoned: Kanye is writing a ‘book’ on twitter in real time. He’s reported that it’s ‘not a financially-motivated endeavor’, and he’s ‘only going to write when he feels like it.’ It seems like he has felt like it a lot already. There’s a lot of philosophy going on in there, which can be overwhelming, so let me give you a couple of my faves. Think of them as koans of sorts, and if you master these, move on to the full twitter account.
1. truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I’ll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth
2. Cars have four wheels. Hoodies have hoods. It’s amusing to me when some one says this is an original hoodie. Bro… it’s a hoodie
3. just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.
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Bro… it’s a hoodie.
Margot