Goth
June 8, 2018
Listen: There’s A Honey by Pale Waves
Grimes
Grimes is now known as Elon Musk’s ‘goth gf’, which apparently is a whole category that Nylon says is the cultural successor to the Manic Pixie Dreamgirl. Which, of course, posits woman as accessory. Which must mean that goth means that we perceive progress but nothing has actually changed? That IS dark.
Weddings?
Also in the news right now: Kat Von D’s goth wedding. A definite wholebrity (she’s been all over entertainment but now notably makes makeup), she and her now-husband (but who cares about him) recently themed their wedding “in life and in death,” decorating like the Nightmare Before Christmas and accepting donations, in lieu of gifts, for the fair treatment of animals. Which… is a natural fit for the color black? Help me out here.
Mozzarella
Yeah ok so now we have goth cheese? Sorry– ‘Venom Cheese’. No no, sorry, ‘activated charcoal mozzarella.’ Ohhhhhh. So take a thing you’re supposed to avoid* and infuse it with the thing that will clear what you’re avoiding right out of you. Gotcha.
*I endorse dairy
Soft serve.
In conclusion, Activated Charcoal.
Margot
JK, actually read this totally serious article about a goth festival in Germany. Its conclusion: goth doesn’t change over time or respond to trends, and also it’s never about trying to out-cool other people in the community. It’s just about doing your thing; that’s timeless. (now me:) So naturally it has been co-opted by the lamestream as– yeah– a trend. The truth is always less fun, isn’t it?