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December 15, 2021

Listen: Deseo by Tambino

If the word “cumbiagaze” doesn’t make you want to access the music underneath, I don’t know how to help you. But I will try! Tambino coined the genre by layering his life in New York (read: hip hop beats) on top of a stint on DC’s punk scene and his childhood in Peru. The result is a moody, mostly-Spanish-language situation that *must* warrant a smoke machine onstage. Each track on his new EP, Sin Miedo, seems to track closely to one influence or another, but for being so distinct, they’re all similarly romantic. Start with “Deseo” and then get after the rest.

Who’s got something to prove?

If you think the mere existence of NFTs is sufficiently extra, I regret to inform you that we have only begun to scratch the surface. Kevin Rose, who has more or less been an avatar of Silicon Valley since he started and abandoned a moderately successful internet company that one time, appears to have moved on from cryogenics just enough to announce to his dev0TeD F0lLow3rs that he’s opening up a private NFT club “for the MOST SERIOUS NFT collectors and artists.” As a member, you get access to a whole Discord of other collectors who plan to measure their dicks against yours, but that’s not all: In the teaser video, Kevin says he’s going to share personal thoughts on there that he’s NOT EVEN posting on Twitter. Let me ask you, where else can you find a community of like-minded professionals who are similarly able to distinguish the good hazily extant artworks from the bad? And let me also ask you, were you ever really in the club if your membership card is itself an NFT?

*Though we love them in that they help our artist friends make money

Good buy, bad buy

Moving back into the physical world, do you know how many brands Amazon owns and operates? I’ll tell you, it’s way more than the ones you see under the Amazon Basics label. Thousands of products are sitting stealthily at the top of the search page (boosted in the algorithm, obviously), funneling their revenues straight back to A’s bottom line. So in lieu of anti-trust enforcement, how do you tell an Amazon-brand aromatherapy diffuser from one produced by an MLM? A new browser extension from the Markup detects Amazon brands so you can exit those questionable tabs once and for all. NOT THAT YOU’RE SHOPPING ON AMAZON ANYWAY, but just like if you know anyone who is, let them know that it highlights the offending items in yellow.

Free buy! $

Exhausted by rampant consumerism? Well, you’re not gonna escape it, but you *can* at least consume something useful. Our old friend Medterra, producer of those iconic CBD gummies, is ready to send you $50 off your first order of anything you like from their store. Their line runs the gamut from all-CBD chews to that sweet full-spectrum situation with just a skoch of THC, so you can pretty much always find a formula for your needs. At this frenzied moment I’m going to recommend their Deep Sleep gummies, which mix CBD, THC, minor cannabinoids and melatonin for an entourage effect that’s been knocking me ALL the way out. But you do you, babes.

And in the case that you’ve already taken advantage of Medterra’s past offers (this one’s for first-timers only), I’m certain there’s a friend or partner or roommate in your life who’d be willing to share if you passed this one along to them. Get your $50 Medterra gift card here.

You’re all members of my club ❤

Margot

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