Hypothesis: in the way of dad sneaks, we like ugly music right now (see: Blueface & co). And Katie Dey is giving it to us with force. “Stuck,” off her new album solipsisters, is actually painful on the ears, and nonetheless it is critically acclaimed. You’ll want to stick it out, too; she takes and indie rock song and distorts it so far out of tune that the sounds become garbled, and from there it’s a real thriller: Will it create so much friction as to eventually smooth out? Will you instead habituate to the devil’s noise? Maybe you’ll explode and that will be your escape. And that’s actually the message of the song: you’ve only got one body, no matter how uncomfortable you are in it, so enjoy.
Drop it.
September 11, 2019
Don’t drop your AirPods
Ever since headphone-jack-gate 2016, everybody’s wearing AirPods, and everybody wearing AirPods keeps dropping them onto the train tracks. In New York, where everyone is busy and important, a number of those drops result in search-and-rescue missions (you’re not just gonna LEAVE THEM THERE, are you?), which is also a huge drain on the subway staff called upon to help. The MTA is understandably tired of spending their time this way, so they’re about to issue a new announcement asking us all to keep our goddamn headphones in our ears when we’re getting on and off the train. What remains to be seen is how you issue an announcement about AirPods without directly referencing Apple. To be a municipal copywriter…
On second thought, *do* drop the AirPods
If you’re having feelings about the anti-AirPod campaign, perhaps you’re due for a break, and the NYT just covered a very cool way to take one. A new nonprofit called Amble pairs professionals with national parks for month-long sabbaticals where you LIVE IN A PARK. Here’s the deal: if you’re accepted (yes, it’s that kind of program), you spend 18 hours per week contributing your skills (business development, graphic design, what have you) to a nonprofit that helps the park run, and in exchange, your home is a paradise where you take guided hikes for free. You do still have to pay for lodging ($1,400 also covers some meals and gets you an annual parks pass) but what a time off.
Dropps: a different kind of pod $
Dropps are plastic-free laundry detergent pods that are shipped straight to you for lower prices than bigger brands. But let’s make them a little bit cheaper: save 30% on your first Dropps order with the code LOREMIPSUM, if you subscribe to recurring shipments, you’ll save 20% more. Do that here.
Parklife: not just a bar.
Margot