Doing aural

October 24, 2019

Listen: So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings

Caroline Polachek, a former member of Chairlift, just released an album called Pang and everybody is loving it. It’s a run of love songs with ’80s Haim vibes, only less self-serious than Haim, and bouncier, and perhaps more skilled. Polachek is a classically trained vocalist and she truly uses her voice as an instrument, pulling some wild tricks to tangle in with the synths beneath her. It’s new enough as a musical concept that you might not be bothered by the age-old love tropes like the “I miss you and your bod” statement on “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings.” Or maybe the classic pop subject underscores the contrast between her and her predecessors. You decide. Listen here.

 

SHHHHH we’re dopamine fasting

From cryogenics to glorified anorexia, Silicon Valley’s wellness trends are notoriously un-fun. In that vein, perhaps you’re up on the ascetics’ newest obsession, dopamine fasting. In a world of constant distraction (thanks to, um, Silicon Valley) the SF elite are forgoing all stimulus in an attempt to gain mental clarity and become human again. Where the rest of us would just set aside our phones or meditate or read “How to Do Nothing,” the bros are of course taking focus to the extreme, abstaining from sex, drugs, and human interaction for 24 hours at a time. Which, if you think about it, is actually a net positive in that it keeps conversations about dopamine fasting off of the table during that time.

A no-no on your dopamine diet

Stimulus, you say? Here’s a story for you: in this golden age of podcasting, people are dipping into audio porn— or as we’ll call it, “aural sex.” Just like a regular podcast, a ~sensual recording~ is an intimate solo experience where you fill in the visuals with your imagination. And lots of people seem to prefer that to video, which kind of hits you over the head. Right now most of the recordings are done by amateurs (find them in this flourishing Reddit community), but wouldn’t it be fun to see the industry develop into sexy podcast studios in industrial neighborhoods that then get acquired by Spotify? We can dream.

Dopamine Warning $

Wise Bread, a company that analyzes the best credit cards for different lifestyles, has a PSA for you about an extremely high-cash-back card. Evidently this card gets you up to 5% cash back on a bunch of the stuff you normally spend money on (think: food, transit), and they double that at the end of your first year, which means your 5% becomes 10% (you’re welcome for the math there). There’s no annual fee, either. Now you know!

Dopey, Meanie, Fast: Just three of the Valley’s seven dwarves. (Go on, name the others. I’ll be watching my inbox.)

 

Margot

 

PS Grand Canyon. You going? Enter here.

 

 

$ = sponsored